First time being drunk

I did it. I drank the alcohol.

At first it just made me dizzy and walking got a little difficult, but that was just the beginning! At least i didn't get like blackout drunk and forget everything that happened, I'm mostly aware of everything i did. also my face became like really numb?

At the beginning i tried to watch Oshi no Ko but like halfway trough the episode i just couldnt focus enough so i paused it and started playing minecraft. Some time later i thought itd be a good idea to kill the enderdragon, and so we did. My aim was suspiciously good, way better than sober which was strange to be sure, but i did still die like twice. both time munch came in clutch and took my items to safety, thanks munch!

Directly after the enderdragon fight there was a raid, and somehow one of my dogs was no longer sitting and was instead folowing me, i heard written hit the dog but honestly no clue if thats true or not. after the raid i bred a new puppy and named it josh, no clue why though. at the time of writing this josh is no longer a puppy and he has grown up.

sometime after that i also threw up a few times but thats kinda gross so i wont talk about that any more than i need to. i was also told i should go to sleep so i tried but i really couldnt get any sleep so instead i confessed my love for women to munch on mirage. i said it was to be a secret because if people found out they would laugh at me? kinda weird, i dont think people would laugh at me for that so its not really a secret after all.

among the other things i told munch was: ill have a good dream (i didnt, i was lied to), i want to get married (to a cute girl) and have a child but im not sure how the logistics of that would work out, the child will be named Elli but im not sure how i feel about that name now. i also said munch is a polite canadian which is true, and told him not to tell my mom i was drunk because she would worry which is also true.

additionally, on more than one occasion i got very frustrated at my hair for getting in the way of my seeing and i really wanted to cut it off, but luckily i still held on to a sliver of my sanity and decided against it. not sure why i couldnt just tie my hair up or something but ok.

then i laid down on the carpet, not sure if i actually slept or i just laid down there awake, but some time later (no clue how long honestly) i was able to get up and could walk somewhat straight. tried sleeping for a while but again no dice, at this point i was pretty sober though, just my body was shivering. took a shower and thats pretty much where it (hopefully at least) ended.



Oh, i also crave crepes now for some reason. need to buy ingredients and make some i suppose.